Does this look familiar?

Or this?

Error messages such as these are cringeworthy.

I painstakingly write the code for the framework of your e-mails for best viewing with the top e-mail services (Yahoo! Mail, Gmail, MSN Hotmail, AOL e-mail* and Outlook) and with the top web browsers (Firefox, Chrome, Safari and IE).

Twice, Constant Contact has named me an All Star.

In 2010, I was named for:

• Integrating Facebook and Twitter
• Achieving high open and click-through rates and low bounce rates
• Acquiring user statistics and using reports

In 2008, I was named for having employed best practices in executing e-mails for Passage Theatre Company. These included:

• Using Authentication
• Confirming opt-in
• Reducing spam risk
• Improving deliverability
• Optimizing readability

I also create a plain text (.txt) version of your e-mail for your subscribers who have set plain text as their e-mail format preference.

I'm a photographer (www.ciephoto.com) and know how to enhance your images.

I'll host up to 5 images from your e-mail framework and 5 from each subsequent e-mail.